Monday, 22 October 2007

Does anybody know the name of Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter?

Yes, that's correct, it's Apple. The only reason I know that is because I was watching stand up comedy from Edinburgh last night and an Irish comedienne (Deirdre something) made a joke about it. Deirdre Something's almost as bad as Apple (c: )

Deirdre said 'did the parents not sit down and discuss the ramifications of naming a child Apple?'
'If she turns out to be obese she will be called the big Apple, if she is sexually active she will be known as Apple tart and if she contracts a sexual disease then she will be crab Apple !!'