4X4 Erection

A MAN who had a willy implant to cure impotence is rising to the occasion — whenever his neighbour opens his garage doors.
The remote control is on the same frequency as the electronic device in his groin.
The sufferer told a BBC Radio Merseyside phone-in it was causing endless embarrassment — but doctors cannot stop it because the implant op was done in Turkey.
He said: “Every time my neighbours park their 4x4 I get an erection. It’s embarrassing.”
When DJ Roger Phillips asked if he had seen a doctor he replied: “I had it done in Turkey, using equipment not known in this country.
“Every time his car pulls in, I can’t leave the house. It’s not funny.”

... and if you believe that!!!