Tonight crazed indians staged an all out attack on Belfast's biggest shopping mall, Castle Court, after performing a ritual war-dance they then proceeded to take wampum from the indigent palefaces in exchange for cd's and dream catchers.
"You wanna know what's wrong with religion?
Religion is supposed to be about people being nice to each other, but frankly I don't see a lot of that. You know what I do see is, I see, a lot of people using the good book to say that they're morally superior. I see people building TV stations to bilk grandma out of her pension checks, all in the name of God. How about all those God-fearing people who are killing other God-fearing people because they don't fear God the same way?"
- Dr. John Becker