Some Things Will Never Change.

Thursday, 30 March 2006
Singer George Michael has been cautioned by police for possessing cannabis following his arrest in London's West End in February.
The 42-year-old was found by police asleep at the wheel of his car in the early hours of the morning.

Monday, 2 October 2006
Singer George Michael has been cautioned for possessing cannabis after being arrested in north London.
The 43-year-old star was arrested on Sunday after motorists called police to report a car causing an obstruction at traffic lights in Cricklewood.
Police confirmed the driver was arrested on suspicion of being unfit to drive and drug possession.

BBC:

You would think he would have learned by now!
.. and they only had to make minor changes to the wording of the report.