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During the Cold War, this couple was walking down a Moscow street, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said to his wife."That felt more like snow to me," she replied."No, I'm sure it was just rain," he said. Just then, they saw a Communist Party apparatchik walking towards them. "Let's not fight," the man said. "We'll ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing."
As the party boss approached, the man asked, "Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?""It's raining, of course," he replied, and walked on."You see?" said the man, turning to his wife. "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."