Men who use mobile phones for long periods at a time may be at risk of damaging their sperm, according to research by American scientists.
Samples taken from men attending a fertility clinic revealed that their sperm declined steadily in number, quality and ability to swim as mobile phone usage increased. Where men used their mobiles for more than four hours a day, researchers found a 30% drop in sperm motility or movement and viability when compared with men who did not use a mobile phone.
OH GOODY - that means fewer of the idiots in future (c: (No sperm no offspring)
So here's how we get rid of future yobs ... hand out free mobile phones then keep phoning them every couple of minutes .....know what I mean, like!
