This book contains no nudity. No profanity. No sexual material of any kind. And yet it just might be the most obscene thing we've ever published!
Penis Pokey is an illustrated board book with a large die-cut hole in its center. Every spread features a dazzling full-color illustration with one thing missing—a banana, perhaps, or a fire hose, or a sea serpent. Male readers can complete the illustrations using the talents God has given them.Are we serious? Yes! Is this funny? Absolutely!
Oh Yeah? -- let's see how funny it is when John Thomas swells up and gets stuck. I, for one, will be laughing my ass off :-)