No, I have nothing against this person or his wonderfully extravagant hairdo - I just wonder what he does with it every night to prevent it being squished. Perhaps he sleeps standing up? Any other ideas?
"You wanna know what's wrong with religion?
Religion is supposed to be about people being nice to each other, but frankly I don't see a lot of that. You know what I do see is, I see, a lot of people using the good book to say that they're morally superior. I see people building TV stations to bilk grandma out of her pension checks, all in the name of God. How about all those God-fearing people who are killing other God-fearing people because they don't fear God the same way?"
- Dr. John Becker