Today was the occasion of the Holywood Jazz Festival but, since the weather was so good, we decided to give it a miss (didn't really want to be stuck indoors listening to some over-the-hill jazz band) and instead took ourselves down to the Cultra Inn which, apart from having probably the most expensive pints in Ireland, has an area with tables, benches and a decent view. A nice place to relax and enjoy a pint of the black stuff. Well we weren't sat there too long when who do you think happened along? That's right - Julian Simmonds, closely followed by those two blokes from Emmerdale. You know the one who plays one of the brothers in that family that's always ripping off the village and the other one who plays that gay guy who wanted to give his wife a baby but he had to get another village girl pregnant to do it. Oh and his wife has left him and is/was having it off with the other bloke ... You know the one who plays one of the brothers in that family !!! and the gay guy is now shacked up with the pregnant village girl who's over the moon and thinks he's the best thing since puff pastry.
(By the way the 2 actors are Matt Healy and Christopher Villiers)