Wednesday, 4 June 2008

... and here is the news

I have no idea what she is reporting on. It is late afternoon, the law courts are closed and nothing appears to be happening. Perhaps that's it -
'Here is the news. Nothing happened today, nobody got mugged and Mrs Thompson of 256 Shankill Road didn't get run over by a bus. A suspicious bag was not spotted near the courthouse and the building was not evacuated.'

Nothing Happened.