An author who changed his name to God for a book was dumped by his bank.
Sheridan Simove, 35, had his HSBC account closed after changing his name by deed poll.
The bachelor, of Wandsworth, South London, said: "At first they told me I needed two names to have an account - so I replied that I'd become Almighty God."
HSBC said he must use his original name.
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