Ananova:
A pensioner was thrown out of a pub for wearing a Marks and Spencer hooded top.
Corrine Chapman was eating lunch with a friend when the manger of the Vineyard pub in Sittingbourne, Kent, asked her to take it off or leave.
"He told me hooded tops were not allowed in the restaurant and I must remove it.
"Me and my friend thought he was joking and fell about laughing. I'm 61... I didn't have my hood up and I'm not exactly a typical juvenile delinquent.
"He said there was a dress code of smart casual and no hoodies but I think I was better dressed than a lot of the customers."
He let them finish their meal before they had to leave.
The manager, who refused to give his name, said: "We have relaxed the rule now and only people in sports branded hoodies will be turned away."
I hope they refused to pay for the meal!