Boom Boom!

A Home Office official, searching in an old filing cabinet, found an ancient brass lamp. He gave it a rub and a Genie appeared, telling him he could have three wishes.

Skeptical, the official said: "Well, I'm thirsty. I wish for a glass of cold lemonade." There was an explosive woosh - and a glass of cold lemonade appeared on his desk.

More excited now, he made his second wish. "I wish to be on a sunny beach with a beautiful girl by my side." Another explosive whoosh - and he was on the beach with the beautiful girl.

Overjoyed, he made his third wish: "I wish I never have to work again." Another whoosh - and he found himself back in the Home Office.